If you have seen our previous films like Le Squatch Or Being Super and thought to yourself, this is disgusting! How could they do this to Batman… to Superman, to make so common the whole genre of superhero comics… It’s about to get a a lot worse. As Le Squatch was at 30% humor capacity, The Iceman Cometh is at 81.7%. This is a complicated comedy algorithm for more details contact Christopher Lloyd at the Indianapolis Star.
Here is a concept poster, be forewarned those who subscribe to villainy the Fatback it back, Mr. Super has his back, Robin will kick your teeth in,Wonder woman will bitch slap you and Aquaman is out swimming with some flounder.
Things to study before experiencing Iceman, The complete works Arnold Schwarzenegger, Glen Garry Glen Ross, Batman and Robin, Team America World Police, Kanye West, Rosie O’Donnell, Mel Gibson, Reverse Candy Canes, The works of Albert Camus, Rousseau’s Considerations On The Government of Poland, Justin Beiber, Jean Claude Van Damme and of course advance aerodynamics.
P.S. Unite The Seven, that sounds like instructions for some freaky superhero/furry meetup.